Tony Two Toes


 
Sometime Early That Morning
 
 So Angie, why do they call himTony Two Toes?  Angie said, “Ain’t it obvious “shit for brains”, he only has two toes, one on each foot”. SFB; Well, okay but how in heck did that happen?  Angie; ” It was about five years ago when Tony was “performing a material function” for Don Mozzerella. SFB; What the heck does that mean, “a material function” ?  Angie; “Oh, Madonn’, It means he was whackin’ some guy for the boss, you stunada.”  SFB; Oh, Oh, okay, I get it. Angie; ” You get it, you get it. You better get it soon or YOUR gonna get it, ya know what I mean ?  You got it”? SFB; Yeah, I got it Angie, I got it.

 

Tony TwoToes - Fat Angie & Company

Tony TwoToes - Fat Angie & Company

Sometime Later In The Day

Inevitably, all good things must come to an end, even amongst such congenial fellows like SFB and Angie. Without much happening with the walls of their “exclusive” Italian American” club, coffee house,and basically sleazy, small time hoodlum hangout, they awaited for orders “from above”, without an ounce of anticipation nor eagerness, to move on to the next blessedly, sanctioned job.  

And so, FSB and Angie set about waiting.   

~ by Vinnie on June 17, 2009.

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