Joshua Parminter Was a carpenter who hammered and nailed all day. Along came a spider who hid by a miter trying to stay away. Joshua Parminter had spotted the spider to the  spiders great dismay! Now let’s make it clear to all that can hear by “spotted” just what we mean. The spindly legs of the spider you see were not spotted nor strip-ped no they were very, very clean. Well matter it not, be it clean or a spot the spider was headed for trouble no doubt. When Joshua Parminter had raised up his hammer the spider let out a great SHOUT !  His fate it was sealed when the hammer revealed the spider was tumbled about. The spider this day he did run away and crawled back to  his safe water spout.

                                                             The End 

Credits; Mr. Spider – The Spider

                 Earl Wigglesbottom – Joshua Parminter

Production Studios – Pair A Mount

Directed By – Hair E. Legs

Grip – Joe Levy, Burt Weidemier, Oral Lashing  and Tom Martin 

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This has been a Dizzy Non-Media Presentation

~ by Vinnie on April 21, 2009.

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